Land ho!

I've landed m'hearties!
And I'll kill the pirate talk for now cos it'll hurt my mind.

it's okay, I'm alive.

I have heaps to blog about but my brain is fried and my online time is limited. I have many a yarn to share about the gruelling journey over here - including why my visa was Cancelled Without Prejudice cos of a clerical error in Sydney which resulted in my gender being WRONG!

I was actually taken into a private interview room in San Fransico Airport before customs and asked if I'd had a sex change etc!

And I was placed in a separate dorm with American girls instead of Aussies and the cute smiley security guard was all concerned about me. She said if I had any trouble to call her... I asked if i could call her even if I didnt.

Yeah, in the place a whole 10 minutes and flirting already.

Ok, I'm off cos all I did today was sign paperwork and listen to morons - including pushy Brazillian students.

I won a free Disney cup tho. I'm such a champ.